Well now I’m just confused
Wondering how long it takes for something to go from “gross” to “fucking gross”?
The original one of these came out in 1963.
“CONFIDENT AVERAGE LOOKING MALE Male, any ethnicity, 30- late 40s/early 50s. He should not be typically handsome, but still exude confidence and a masculine, animal magnetism that you kind take your eyes off of. He should give off an attitude without saying a word. You should respect him, want to be him, want to hang out with him, but not know completely why. His features should be interesting rather than quirky. Just a little left of center. He should be timeless. Should be legally over 25 and discussed these nuances with the agents Not retro, bad suntan, handlebar mustache-type (mustache not really required) someone you like and admire, but against better instincts…… horrified by him but life of the party, raw humor but really funny people put off by him, but as viewer you see something special swagger and vulnerability……. Overconfident and dorky at same time Storyteller and great big energy, likable”
In order to submit for it you had to click on the button “Confused Asshole.”
Just to be clear, a “Va-jean-a” is when you have holes in your jeans and your legs ooze out and you’re a dude.
This kid is SUPER PISSED because he just realized that nunchucks have nothing to do with Tae Kwan Do.
May god have mercy on the 3-5 yr. Pee Wee After School Program because an unspeakable Ronin is about to be let loose.
This is my first Funny or Die submission. If you enjoyed viewing it, I would be ever so grateful if you passed it on!
…In Tampa it looks like things are shaping up to be partly sunny with a high chance of dead golfers.
You know what’s the hardest part about learning to use Orbit Wheels? Telling your parental sperm provider that you prefer the mating pools on Targon 9.