Just to be clear, a “Va-jean-a” is when you have holes in your jeans and your legs ooze out and you’re a dude.

This kid is SUPER PISSED because he just realized that nunchucks have nothing to do with Tae Kwan Do.

May god have mercy on the 3-5 yr. Pee Wee After School Program because an unspeakable Ronin is about to be let loose.

This is my first Funny or Die submission. If you enjoyed viewing it, I would be ever so grateful if you passed it on!

…In Tampa it looks like things are shaping up to be partly sunny with a high chance of dead golfers.

You know what’s the hardest part about learning to use Orbit Wheels? Telling your parental sperm provider that you prefer the mating pools on Targon 9.

Float bad. Foam stop no bullets. Plz send food. - Baltimore, MD

Question: What seems awkward about this Arbor Mist advertisement?

Answer: Nothing, everything is exactly as it should be.

Why so hideous?

If you ever want to know if your child’s school is in a good neighborhood, ask if you can browse around their vhs library.

Dan: I’m alright, I’m just a little stressed that’s all.

Brian: Well you better be careful Dan, you don’t want to give yourself AIDS.